thediktatortot:

cantina-band:

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

There’s literally nothing better about something that just makes an entire room laugh harder and harder with every moment. No words, no explinations, no one talking, just pure laughter.

(via onyxdepths)

sensiblereblogifposts:

pidoop:

funnytwittertweets:

me when I have a medium day: let’s spice it up with a little treat

Reblog if you deserve a little treat

(via homosexualpanicattack)

nebulahnei:

embrace 🪐

(via soviettart)

tanicuscaesareth:

likesdinos:

jackmymeat420:

corginator:

jackmymeat420:

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

you climb that fuckin tree right now

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

(via ceruleanfuckup)

amuseoffyre:

thespektorspectator:

Today I introduced my sister to “the problem of Susan” and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said but what about Peter? Does Peter not like girls? And I knew she was pointing out the inherent misogyny at the center of the “the problem of Susan” but the implications of that question are a source of much hilarity to meeee LMFAO like Does Peter not like girls? Does he like boys? Is he Gay? Is Narnia really just a homo-utopia where Lucy is also a lesbian and Edmund is a bisexual disaster and Susan was kicked out cuz she was too straight??? Can I make CS Lewis turn over in his grave with this new reading?

…I mean they literally were in the closet…

(via libererie)

bespeckledbauble:

bread-making-vikings:

begging everyone to watch the French contestant introducing herself at Miss World she’s last if you want to skip some other fucking wild deliveries

(via hyliatractive)

maretriarch:

maretriarch:

haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there’s a friend in there

(via prozach27)

boopednose:

tompetertrash:

sorekbekarmi-deactivated2022051:

I’m NOT gonna say it again

SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices!

HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn’t matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb

SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds… NOT LEAVES

THANK YOU

Things are heating up in the cooking fandom.

That’s how cooking works

(via stsathyre)

ottermatopoeia:

palmer:

feraligatr:

im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses

Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion

Luigi every day of his fucking life

(via the-emperor-lord-michael)

madnessofmen:

“I’ll walk with you” is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that’s romantic as fuck

(via rubellite-robin)